I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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