Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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