alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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