the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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