How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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