I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I have demons in me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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