Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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