Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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