At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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