just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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