bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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