I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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