watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
home. puking in laundry basket.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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