Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Randomize
