Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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