We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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