im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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