so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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