yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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