god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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