did you get engaged???
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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