is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
did you just send me my own nude
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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