I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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