I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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