Say something about gay babies.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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