He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
i believe in u and ur pee
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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