the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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