Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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