i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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