my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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