Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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