Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Sext me about skeletons
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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