i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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