I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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