PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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