please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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