is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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