Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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