So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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