Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
