No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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