I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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