did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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