apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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