The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
there is glitter all over my balls
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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