i just had sex bonerless
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
