Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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