i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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