hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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