I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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