Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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