New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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